|
|
|
|
Read about the invasion and evasion of conquering aliens!
Saga of the Alien Terror  |
|
|
|
|
 |
About those aliens...
This section of Danstro's Entertainment Cocoon contains the Saga of the Alien Terror. The Alien Terror came to earth to conquer the NBA. Instead, they became fugitives of those that feared them. Along the way, they met some famous people. The following stories comprise the complete saga of The Alien Terror. I hope you enjoy them! 
Choose an Alien page to probe... Profiles of Terror Meet the aliens who will soon be your conquering masters! What plans do they have for Calista Flockhart, Kate Moss, Martha Stewart, Michael Jackson, Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra and more! This is the place to find out! Terror Article I Since Michael Jordan has retired, the Alien Terror decide to come to earth and conquer the NBA! Terror Article II Is Dennis Rodman really an alien? Will he play for the Alien Terror? Plus, the aliens play their first game! Terror Article III Latrell Sprewel of the New York Knicks chokes an alien! How will the Alien Terror retaliate? Terror Article IV An alien eats famous Hollywood actress Calista Flockhart! Did the alien get indigestion from the Ally McBeal star? Terror Article V William Shatner kidnapped by aliens! Meanwhile, Pamela Anderson is being stalked by those same aliens! Terror Article VI Professional wrestling just got a little bit stranger! Aliens grapple with professional wrestlers! Will Mick Foley (AKA Mankind) and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin lay the smack down on them? Can Mr. Socko be far behind? Terror Article VII The aliens' luck just ran out! It's the final showdown between the Alien Terror and Major General U.R. Ashes! Can the aliens survive a small nuclear bomb?  Hello, earthlings. My name is Bug-Ize. I am part of a group of conquering aliens known as The Alien Terror. I want to tell you grungy creatures a story that proves we are the superior species. One day on your planet, I walked into a doughnut shop. My intention was to rob the place by using nothing but my superior mind. I walked up to the fancy female behind the counter and said I wanted a dozen doughnuts. (I could tell by the way she twisted her face that she wanted my smoldering alien form!) She put the doughnuts in a box and told me it would cost $3.99. I gave her... For the rest of the story, go to Bug-Ize's Galactic Poll. While you are there, find out who you puny humans voted for to be the mother of his love child. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
  
|
|
|
|
|