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Is Dennis Rodman out of this world?
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Does Dennis Rodman want to become a Terror?
*February 5, 1999* Dennis Rodman was spotted at a lingerie shop in Mundane City earlier this week. Rumors started flying immediately that he was about to sign a lucrative contract with the Alien Terror basketball team. "Rodman is from a neighboring planet in our star system," claimed Terror player, Bug-Ize. "It's only natural that he would want to play on a team with his own kind, but I don't believe it will happen." Rumor has it that negotiations broke down when Rodman was supposedly unhappy with the quality of dresses the Terror team was offering. Meanwhile, the Alien Terror basketball team fought for a 42-34 win earlier this week against the sixth-grade Mundane Moose boys basketball team. It didn't look like the Terror had much of a chance for the first three quarters. The Moose scored the first eight points against the sloppy and, for the most part, smaller Alien Terror. With the Moose leading 34-26 late in the fourth quarter, the tide started to turn when Alien player, Rong-Rung, clotheslined the best player from the Moose, Billy Bayman. Little Billy fell on his right arm and broke it in two places. He left the game with tears in his eyes and crying for his mommy. Billy was leading the Moose with 21 points, 7 rebounds and 4 assists when the incident occurred. Rong-Rung was immediately thrown out of the game. The Terror team scored the next 16 points and shutout the Moose in the fourth quarter for the victory. "The little sissy took a dive," claimed Rong-Rung. "He just didn't want to be around when we humiliated them in the last quarter!" "That monster intentionally hurt my boy," said Billy's mom. "He should be dissected by the government or something!" Fans who attended the game were not impressed by the Alien Terror. "Those little aliens had to cheat to beat a boys team," remarked one spectator. "How in the world do they expect to beat an NBA team? They have no skills, their 8-footer (Gah-Ahr) is useless, the fat one (Lar-Doh) is slower than a turtle and that no-good cheater (Rong-Rung) is a thug! The rest of the team is just too small and too light to compete against NBA teams. I can't believe they took over our city." "Now that we beat your puny team, the NBA will fall next," stated Alien leader, Fizz-El. When asked how the aliens could compete against NBA teams, when they struggled against a bunch of 12-year-olds, Fizz-El said, "You earthlings would be better off if we conquer the NBA. The alternative would be...very messy for you and your planet." Profiles of Terror • Terror Article I Terror Article II • Terror Article III • Terror Article IV Terror Article V • Terror Article VI • Terror Article VII |
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