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Aliens grapple with Professional Wrestlers!
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Professional wrestler introduces alien to Mr. Socko *March 19, 1999* What looked like any other day in the world of professional wrestling turned out to be something even more outlandish than usual. Earlier this week a professional wrestling match took place in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Twenty-five thousand raucous fans showed up for the main event match between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mick Foley (AKA Mankind.) What they got instead was truly out of this world! The main event started when Stone Cold Steve Austin walked to the ring flipping-off the throng of cheering fans. Next to the ring was the deranged Mick Foley carrying a folding chair. The two wrestlers were pummeling each other inside and outside the ring, when the fugitive alien, Wishy-Washy, charged into the ring with a bar of soap and a bucketful of water. "You must be the foulest smelling earthling I have ever met," Wishy-Washy said to Foley. "Let me introduce you to Mr. Soap and Water." Wishy-Washy then poured the bucket of water on Foley and started rubbing him with the bar of soap. "Sorry, Mr. Tiny Little Alien, but my next bath isn't due until next month," Foley said to Wishy-Washy. "But since you were kind enough to introduce me to Mr. Soap and Water, I think I should repay your kindness by introducing you to my little friend, Mr. Socko!" Foley next pulled a sock out of his tights, put it on his right hand and shoved it down Wishy-Washy's throat. "My mom used to give me baths," Foley told Wishy-Washy. "Do you want to be my new mommy?" Choking and gagging on the sock, Wishy-Washy was unable to respond to Foley's question. He started to pass out, when Steve Austin hit Foley with the folding chair and put his signature move on him: the Stone Cold Stunner! Getting back to his feet, Wishy-Washy went over to thank Austin with a handshake. Instead, Austin smacked Wishy-Washy with the chair three times and put him in the Stone Cold Stunner, too! Austin started celebrating by trash talking an unconscious Wishy-Washy and drinking a beer, when the alien known as Rong-Rong came into the ring. Instead of attacking Austin, Rong-Rung tossed him a can of Andromeda Belt Ale and carried Wishy-Washy out of the building. The crowd roared their approval as Austin called the aliens a bunch of vulgar names and sucked down the can of Ale. Either the crowd didn't realize who the aliens were, or they didn't care. To them it was just another unpredictable night in the crazy world of professional wrestling. For Wishy-Washy, we are sure the whole experience left a bad taste in his mouth. Profiles of Terror • Terror Article I Terror Article II • Terror Article III • Terror Article IV Terror Article V • Terror Article VI • Terror Article VII |
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