Savage Rampage

"I reckon I'm gonna blow your freakin' brains out, you crazy varmint!!"

Crazed gunman terrorizes funny looking men!
A gun toting man dressed in black (top left) was seen chasing a short, funny looking man named Rundle (top right) across town earlier today. The crazed gunman, calling himself Christian Savage, chased Rundle into an alley where he threatened to end his demonic life.

"I've dedicated my life to rid the world of demonic creatures like you!" snarled Savage. "Hey, man, why don't you dedicate yourself to riddin' the world of your B.O. You really reek, buddy!" replied Rundle.

Before Savage could carry out his threat, another weird looking man named Mr. Beeba (below) entered the alley. Beeba walked up behind Savage, smacked him in the head and said, "I told you not to buy that ridiculous outfit. You look like a complete idiot! Let's go back inside the store and exchange it."

Savage turned around with a crazed look in his eye to see who would dare strike him. "Y-y-you're not Spuckler," said a trembling Mr. Beeba, his eyes growing wide. Savage let out a deafening roar and began chasing Beeba all the way out of town. In the distance, Beeba could be heard screaming, "Spuckler, you idiot! If I live through this, I'm going to kill you!!"

Mr. Beeba hangin' around

"Why are you hanging upside down, Mr. Beeba?"

"Thank goodness you are here, Akiko!
You must help me!
Some mad man dressed in black hung me up here!
At least he left me some of this delicious fruit.
Will you please help me get down?"

"How do you get yourself into these messes, Mr. Beeba?"

"It's all Spuckler's fault, dear child.
It's always Spuckler!"

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Akiko Strip � Savage Rampage � Beeba Scores
Akiko Sold � Akiko Movie � The Big Date